Schon wieder 1 Million Pfund gewonnen

Was hab ich mic gefreut, als heute in meinem Spamordner mal wieder ein Mail der UK LOTTERY COMMISSION auftauchte – ich hab schon auf so viele Millionengewinne verzichtet und würd aber demnächst gern mal wieder nach London fliegen, da kommen die vielen Pfünder recht gelegen. Also schickte Cpt. Jean Lafitte gleich mal eine Nachricht an David Mark, seines Zeichens Foreign Services Validation Officer mit Hotmail-Adresse: nl-claimsdepartment@hotmail.co.uk.

Hier das Protokoll unserer Unterhaltung… bin ja mal gespannt, ob das was zurückkommt und daraus mein erstes Spambaiting wird…

NOTIFICATION ON WINNING:

Your email has just won the sum of £1,628,360.00 in cash credited to file in the just concluded International Award Programme held on the 28th february 2008.

Your e-mail address attached to:
Ticket Number: 8603775966738
Reference Number: UK/776090X2/23
WINNING NUMBERS: 11, 16, 20, 22, 27, 29
(BONUS.29)

WINNING DATE: 28th february 2008.

For Claims,Contact:
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Name:Bar. David Mark
Foreign Services Validation Officer,
Telefone: +447024043160 / +447045783368
E-mail:nl-claimsdepartment@hotmail.co.uk
E-mail:nl-claimsdepartment@hotmail.co.uk
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Online co-ordinator
Yours faithfully, Earl Martins

Dear UK LOTTERY COMMISSION,

thanks for the million pound, I wanted to buy a new house anyways. I guess, the easiest way to do the transfer for you is to just send the money to my paypal-account, I’ll mail you the adress once everything is setup. I have one huge concern though: you’re based in Great Britain, right? What about taxes? Austrian lotteries do post-taxes payouts, what about the UK LOTTERY COMMISSION?

btw: it’s really time I win, I’ve been playing your lottery for so many years and literally spent 1000s of Lunden Dollars.

yours even more faithfully,
Captain Jean Lafitte