666 is the Number of the Beast

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• 666 is the Number of the BEAST
• 670 – Approximate number of the Beast
• DCLXVI – Roman numeral of the Beast
• 666.0000000 – Number of the High Precision Beast
• 665.9999954 – Number of the Pentium Beast
• 0.666 – Number of the Millibeast
• /666 – Beast Common Denominator
• 666 x sq. rt (-1) – Imaginary number of the Beast
• 1010011010 – Binary of the Beast 6
• 1-666 – Area code of the Beast
• 00666 – Zip code of the Beast
• 1-900-666-0666 – Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute.
• $665.95 – Retail price of the Beast
• $699.25 – Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
• $769.95 – Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
• $606.66 – Wal-Mart price of the Beast
• $566.66 – Costco/Price Club price of the Beast
• Phillips 666 – Gasoline of the Beast
• Route 666 – Way of the Beast
• 666 F – Oven temperature for roast Beast
• 666k – Retirement plan of the Beast
• 666 mg – Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
• 6.66 % – 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National
• Bank, $666 -minimum deposit.
• Lotus 6-6-6 – Spreadsheet of the Beast
• Word 6.66 – Word Processor of the Beast
• i66686 – CPU of the Beast
• 666i – BMW of the Beast
• DSM-666 (revised) – Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
• 668 – Next-door neighbor of the Beast
• – Number of the Blonde Beast
• uh… what was that number again?